In the spirit of “Bros before Ho’s” I introduce Purples before Nurples! The theme of prioritizing the acquisition of digital loot at the expense of one’s real world existence is full blown cliche and has been for some time now. No further explanation should be needed.
Fuck your policy of not making entries for the sake of launching my own creation! Neglecting one’s family, friends, job, sleep, hygiene, nutrition, social or religious obligations, and especially their significant other (if they’re lucky enough to have one) is a time-honored tradition of all MMO players all over the world and it’s time to put a face on it! What better representation than the most impossible mount to attain in the golden era of the world’s largest MMORPG ?! What better way to honor their sacrifice and ridicule them at the same time?! This needs to happen, you know it, I know it, and the rest of the whole damn internet knows it!
Sincerely, Jason