Kiān-seng-tiong-i (Traditional Chinese: 健生中醫; POJ: Kiān-seng-tiong-i), real name 張順忠, is a Taiwanese doctor famous within Taiwan[1] for his advertisements in the Min Nan Chinese language, and especially the phone number. Numerous sound MADs have been based off of these advertisements uploaded to Niconico Douga[1] and Bilibili[2].
Advertisements
The advertisements are in Min Nan, and the contents are usually the same. They state that “Doctor Kiān-seng cares about your sciatica”, followed by a description of sciatica, a human model painted in gold that the doctor points to, and the phone number to call. The pronunciation of the numerous amount of zeroes (“kung bat kung kung, kung kiu ji, kung kung kung”) in the phone number is usually the main target of MADs.
A version of the ad from 2012.
| 健生中醫關心你的坐骨神經痛。 | Kiān-seng-tiong-i, koan-sim lí ê chē-kut-sîn-keng-thiàⁿ. | Traditional Chinese medicinal Doctor Kiān-seng cares about your sciatica. |
| 坐骨神經痛就是腰部椎間盤移位 | Chē-kut-sîn-keng-thiàⁿ chiū-sī io-pō· tûi-kàn-pôaⁿ î-ūi | Sciatica is when the discs of the spine dislocate |
| 或是腰部椎間盤疾患造成腰痛或是肢體疼痛。 | a̍h-sī io-pō· tûi-kàn-pôaⁿ chi̍t-hōan chō-sêng io-thiàⁿ a̍h-sī ki-thé thàng-thiàⁿ. | or when lower back disease causes lumbago or pain in the limbs. |
| 有這款情形請打免費電話 | Ū chit-khóan chêng-hêng chhiáⁿ khà bián-hùi tiān-ōe | If you have these conditions, please call the toll-free number |
| 0800-092-000。 | Khong pat khong khong, khong kiú jī, khong khong khong. | 0800-092-000. |
| 0800-092-000。 | Khong pat khong khong, khong kiú jī, khong khong khong. | 0800-092-000. |
Notable Examples
Kiān-seng-tiong-i × Gangnam Style
Kiān-seng-tiong-i × PONPONPON
Kiān-seng-tiong-i × Nyanyanyanyanyanyanya! (Nyan Cat)
Kiān-seng-tiong-i × Te-te-te-
A recital of of the advertisement by an Englishman
A recital of a Japanese translation of the advertisement
External References
[1]Nico Nico Pedia – Kiān-seng-tiong-i
[2]Bilibili – Kiān-seng-tiong-i – Search results