Origin
The Cynthia meme, or “Cynthia, don’t even start”, was created on February 26th, 2017 by popular Tumblr user the-real-ted-cruz. Known among their followers for various inside jokes such as “loaf”, the user responded to criticism on one of their posts with the following paragraph:
Cynthia, don’t even start with me. We all know that the cookies you “baked” for the PTA bake sale were actually store bought, and guess what? They tasted like trash. You’re always late to Yoga class on Tuesdays at 3:00-4:00 PM and you look like a flailing turtle when you go in Standing Tree position. You dress like a teen girl who just discovered Claire’s and your son is bad at soccer, so don’t even go there, Cynthia.
The copypasta took off quickly among their followers and within hours had been sent anonymously to dozens of users. Both the original post and the follow-up containing only the copypasta received over 250 notes before the end of the day. The hashtag “#Cynthia don’t even start” was designated as the official tracking tag for the meme in hopes of elevating it to trending on Tumblr.
Usage
So far, there are two main established uses for the meme:
- Sending randomly to others with no context
- Replying to those whose opinions you disagree with
Evolution
Because the meme is still brand new, almost no evolution has occurred. Several users have coupled it with existing memes such as Increasing Brain Activity, What She Says/What She Means, and Me, An Intellectual. This article will continue to be updated as more changes are observed.
Sources
Original post
Pure copypasta post
Me, An Intellectual variation
What She Says/What She Means variation
Increasing Brain Activity variation